Clinton (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} clintp) wrote,@ 2007-05-07 08:26:00 |
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Opus Reviews Spider-Man 3
Every movie franchise has a film that's unwatchably bad. For Trek fans, it's Star Trek V: The Final Fontier; for Indiana Jones fans that'd be the Temple of Doom; and for Police Academy fans, numbers 2-6.
The Spider-Man series now has that film.
Bad acting, Bad effects. Bad everything. This bad film simply oozed rottenness from every bad scene. Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness.
Well, maybe not that bad, but Lord, it wasn't good.
Every movie franchise has a film that's unwatchably bad. For Trek fans, it's Star Trek V: The Final Fontier; for Indiana Jones fans that'd be the Temple of Doom; and for Police Academy fans, numbers 2-6.
The Spider-Man series now has that film.
